Welcome to the March Carnival of Natural Parenting: Natural Parenting Top 10 Lists
This post was written for inclusion in the monthly Carnival of Natural Parenting hosted by Code Name: Mama and Hobo Mama. This month our participants have shared Top 10 lists on a wide variety of aspects of attachment parenting and natural living. Please read to the end to find a list of links to the other carnival participants.
***
In the past year since Joshua has joined our family, I’ve learned so much about being a parent. It’s amazing how you really don’t know what having a baby is like until you actually have one. But for my childless and parent-t0-be friends, I want to share some of what I’ve learned to help give you a little bit of an idea about what being a parent is like.
10. Car seat installation is the #1 cause of divorce among new or expectant parents. (Anecdotal evidence only.) And just when you’ve mastered buckling as quickly as possible, the baby outgrows the infant seat and you have to install the bigger version. I’m so glad to learn that there’s a huge safety benefit to extended rear-facing car seats, because I don’t think our marriage could withstand turning the car seat around.
9. Cosleeping is a survival tactic. I was dead set against it, since I have a sleepwalker for a husband. But after being up many, many, many times each night, I found it’s so much easier to nurse Joshua in my sleep than to try to stay awake until he was sleeping deeply enough to go back in the pack & play next to our bed. Which leads to my next lesson…
8. People who claim their babies sleep through the night within a few months are liars. They don’t want to scare you away from having children, so they lie about how great their baby sleeps. Parents-to-be, you heard it here first: one year in and we’re still up four or more times each night.
7. There’s no such thing as “Just one more minute.” Whether it’s sleep, a relaxing bath, a TV show or a meal that you want to enjoy, it doesn’t matter. When your baby is hungry, he’s hungry now.
6. The only thing more difficult than dealing with sleep deprivation is clipping those tiny baby fingernails. I have to trim Joshua’s nails twice each week, and I can only do it when he’s sleeping. The kid is a raptor.
5. Babies don’t care about stuff. It doesn’t matter if you have designer clothes, tons of gear or the “it” toy. Babies just want to be around the people who love them.
4. Daily showers cease to exist when you’re a new mom. Greasy hair and all-day-PJ’s are the new mom look. The only way I get to take a bath is with my baby, and I’ve (mostly) enjoyed our daily baths.
3. It’s all about poop. I could work a poop story into any conversation with anybody. You’re not truly initiated into motherhood until your baby poops in the bathtub (see #4).
2. Babies like to be held. Forget those images of moms carrying around their babies in car seats or pushing strollers. Joshua screamed his head off every time he was in the car seat or stroller, and I never could figure out how to unfold the stroller anyway. Enter babywearing.
1. Follow your instincts. Be confident in the face of unsolicited advice. Nobody knows your baby better than you do!
So, there’s my top ten lessons for new parents. Veteran moms and dads, do you have anything to add?
***
Visit Hobo Mama and Code Name: Mama to find out how you can participate in the next Carnival of Natural Parenting!
Please take time to read the submissions by the other carnival participants:
- Attachment Parenting in the NICU — Erica at ChildOrganics shares some strategies to help you parent naturally in some unnatural circumstances.
- 10 Reasons to Choose Baby Led Weaning — Luschka from Diary of a First Child shares ten reasons to choose Baby Led Weaning when it comes to solids.
- Choosing to Breastfeed — From selfishness to self-giving, CatholicMommy at Working to be Worthy lists reasons why breast is best for her and her family.
- Ten Things I Wish I Knew About Before Little Man — In this reflective post, The ArstyMama discusses ten things she wishes she knew more about before the birth of her son, Little Man.
- 10 Things That Helped Me Become a Natural Mama — The Accidental Natural Mama counts down ten things that helped her find her moderately crunchy inner mama self.
- Top 10 Reasons to Breastfeed Your Toddler — Extended breast-feeder Kate Wicker of Momopoly makes her own top 10 list for why she loves nursing her 2-year-old.
- Top 10 Tips on Authentic Grandparenting — Mamapoekie of Authentic Parenting offers a list of tips to make the grandparent-parent-child relationship flow smoothly.
- Top Ten “Dad” Things — Liam at In The Now talks about his favourite ways to spend time with his children.
- Top 10 Natural Strategies for Conception (aka How to Get Pregnant!) — Despite facing plenty of health issues, Jessica Claire at Crunchy-Chewy Mama found her way to two first-try pregnancies thanks to these natural strategies.
- Top Ten Reasons Why Home Birth Rocks — Lucy at Dreaming Aloud shares her passion for birthing at home – the natural place for natural birth.
- Top 10 reasons why cloth nappies are fun — Tat at Cloth Nappies Are Fun shows how using cloth nappies can brighten up your day.
- Top Ten Ways to Be Present With Family — Amy at Innate Wholeness shares how to make the most of parenting and family life through being present.
- Top 10 Things In My Arsenal of Kitchen Witchy Mama Tricks. — Joni Rae at Tales of A Kitchen Witch shares with us the simple things she would never want to be missing from her cupboards.
- Top 10 ways I’m not very good at natural parenting (and why I keep trying anyway) — Jenny at Babyfingers shares the ways she is imperfect as a natural parent, and why she embraces natural parenting anyway.
- Top 10 Ways to Know You Are a Natural Parent — So what makes us “natural parents,” anyway? A lighthearted look at the Top 10 Ways to Know You Are a Natural Parent by the editors and readers of Natural Parents Network.
- The Top 10 Things Every Natural Household (with children) Should Have — Amanda at Let’s Take the Metro shares a list of the most common natural products and remedies she uses for health and cleaning.
- Top 10 books for raising loving, spiritual children — In her ‘food for the soul’ post, Mrs Green from Little Green Blog shares her favourite spiritual books. No matter what religion you practise, there’s something for everyone!
- Top 10 Things No One Told Me About Natural Parenting — Adrienne at Mommying My Way explains that the best things about natural parenting are things she never expected.
- Top 10 Flower Essences for Families — Kim of Nature Baby Bloggings lists her pick of the top ten flower essence which can help ease families through the ups and downs of life.
- My Top Ten Parenting Tools — Amyables at Toddler In Tow names the top ten tools that have been helpful to her while learning to parent respectfully and successfully.
- Ten Ways Families Can Enjoy Nature (for free!) — Spring is nearly in the air, and Jenn at Monkey Butt Junction is dreaming of the fun and frugal ways that her family is going to get out and enjoy nature this summer.
- 10 Reasons We Unschool — Patti at Jazzy Mama explains why unschooling is the right choice for her family.
- Must Read: Natural Parenting Top Ten — Amy at Anktangle wants you to do a little reading! She shares her top ten favorite books to help parents prepare for pregnancy, birth, and parenting.
- Top 10 Breastfeeding Misconceptions — Sheila at A Gift Universe examines ten reasons women give for why they didn’t breastfeed as long as they wanted, and shows how these obstacles can be overcome.
- Ten Reasons to Plan a Home Birth — Since a home birth can be an incredibly empowering experience, Leslie at Lights and Letters outlines ten reasons why you should plan to have your baby at home.
- Top Ten Books for Birth, Breastfeeding and Parenting — Megan at Just Me(gan) writes about the ten books that have helped her the most in her natural parenting journey.
- A Top Ten Letter To Me… — Kat at Loving {Almost} Every Moment writes herself a letter of reflections and bits of wisdom she would have liked to know as a new mama.
- Top Ten Mama Necessities Money Can’t Buy — Buying baby gear is fun, but Emily at Crunchy(ish) Mama knows real parenting must-haves can’t be bought in stores (or even on Amazon).
- Top 10 Books for a Natural Mum — Isil at Smiling like Sunshine talks about her Top 10 Books for a Natural Mum.
- Ten Great Spring Activities To Do With Preschoolers — Kellie at Our Mindful Life and her family have come up with a great list of activities to do together this spring.
- 10 Ways to Reuse Yogurt Containers — Acacia at Fingerpaint & Superheroes keeps the stacks of yogurt containers out of her recycling bin by reusing them in both practical and creative ways.
- Top Ten Ways To Have a Harmonious Home — Jennifer at Hybrid Rasta Mama shares her natural parenting-inspired methods for maintaining a harmonious daily life with her toddler.
- 10 Natural Baby Items I Love — Charise at I Thought I Knew Mama shares product ideas to support your natural parenting.
- The Pandas’ Top Five Crunch-osophies — Top five crunchy philosophies, as employed at the Panda Residence by Ana at Pandamoly.
- Top 10 Reasons to Leave Your Son Intact — Mandy at Living Peacefully with Children has shared 10 reasons why you should leave your newborn son intact.
- Ten things everyone should know about unassisted homebirth — Olivia at Write About Birth shares practical tips for women considering an unassisted homebirth and debunks some common myths
- 10 Most Popular Ways To Treat Cloth Diaper Stains — Chante at My Natural Motherhood Journey gives ten easy tips to make your diapers like new.
- 10 Lessons in 1 Year — Abbie at Farmer’s Daughter shares 10 parenting lessons that she has learned throughout her first year of motherhood.
- Top 10 Ways to Get Breastfeeding Off To a Good Start — Sheryl at Little Snowflakes shares 10 effective ways to ensure breastfeeding gets off to a good start.
- Top 10 Ways to Avoid a Time-Out — If you are uncomfortable using time-outs in an attempt to control your child’s behavior, try one of these gentler alternatives. Dionna at Code Name: Mama shares her Top 10 Ways to Avoid a Time-Out.
- My Top 10 Parenting Scriptures — Dulce de leche is learning to integrate faith and parenting. Whether it is breastfeeding, babywearing, comforting her children, or gentle discipline, she finds that the Bible has beautiful passages to encourage her on her journey.
- Natural Cleaning Ideas – Top 10 — Laura at Laura’s Blog lists the ways she keeps her house clean and clear of chemicals.
- My Top Ten (plus two) Life Altering and Growth Inspiring Books — A top ten list of books from MJ at Wander Wonder Discover that changed her life as an individual, a parent, and an earth dweller.
- Top 10 Ways to Use Natural Parenting for Children with Special Needs — Danielle at Mommy Makes Cents feeds the needs of her family and special needs child through the use of Natural Parenting.
- Ten Fundamentals — Seonaid at The Practical Dilettante gets philosophical with a list of the fundamentals that drive her natural parenting.
- 10 reasons why I chose breast over bottles — Becky at Old New Legacy writes a quick list of why she chose breast over bottles.
- Top Ten Natural Tools for the Work of Play — Lori at Beneath the Rowan Tree offers insight into 10 natural toys that will span the early years (and save you money).
- 10 differences between pregnancy and parenting in Japan and the US — Megan at Ichigo Means Strawberry gives her impressions about differences in pregnancy and parenting in Japan and the US.
- Natural Parenting Benny & Bex Style — Pecky at Benny and Bex explains why Natural Parenting principles work best for her boys.
- Top 10 Reasons to Co-Sleep — 10 practical, emotional, and completely selfish reasons to co-sleep and share a family bed from Lily, aka Witch Mom.
- My Top Ten New Mommy Moments — Melissa at The New Mommy Files recounts the ten most memorable moments of her daughter’s first year.
- Top Ten Things Every Breastfeeding Mother Needs to Know — Kristen at Adventures in Mommyhood believes knowledge is power and wants all moms to be well informed.
- Top 10 Nursing Positions / Situations — Momma Jorje uses her 5½ years of nursing experience to share her Top 10 Nursing Positions/Situations. She includes some adorable photos of her youngest daughter at the breast.
- Ten Top Ways to Connect Kids with Nature — Terri from Child at the Nature Isle offers 10 ways to immerse ourselves in the natural world and develop a love affair with the Earth.
- Top 10 Slacker Ways to Natural Parent — Guavalicious is happy to show you how to parent naturally the slacker way.
- Simply what it looks like — Andrea!!! from Ella-Bean & Co. offers a glimpse into natural parenting through the eyes of mama and babe.
- Top Ten Reasons Why Natural Parenting Dads Are So Attractive — Nada at miniMOMist sure digs her husband, but it’s not just his good looks — it’s his parenting!
- 10 Family Systems and Routines That Work for Us — See what routines, organizational systems, and parenting approaches work for Kristin at Intrepid Murmurings to help avoid conflict and maintain sanity in a family with three young children.
- Top 10 reasons to choose midwifery care — Lauren at Hobo Mama lists the features that drew her to midwives’ care for pregnancy and birth.
- 10 Ways to Cloth Diaper on a Budget — Michelle at The Parent Vortex shares her best thrifty cloth diapering tips.
- Ten Reasons it Felt Sew Good To Make My Own Play Food — Brittany at Mama’s Felt Cafe lists her 10 (OK, 11) favorite reasons to grab a needle and start sewing your own felt play toys.
- Top10 Ways to Spark Interest, Learn, and Have Fun With Everyday Tasks! — Bethy at Bounce Me to the Moon gives you her top 10 ways of incorporating fun and lessons into everyday tasks and chores.
- Postpartum Gift Ideas — Alicia at I Found My Feet suggests a top 10 list of gifts for mother’s after giving birth.
- My Top Ten Shows Worthy Of Screen Time — Tree at Mom Grooves shares her top ten list of shows that she believes are positive, educational, kind, joyful, and a nice way to share some downtime with your children.
- The Top 10 Ways to Succeed as an Working Attachment Parent — That Mama Gretchen shares tried and true ways to succeed with attachment parenting even when working away from home during the day.
- Top Ten Books for Natural Parenting — Pregnancy, herbs, cooking, and healthcare the ten books Asha at Meta Mom the most.
- Preparing for a Hospital VBAC: My Top 10 — Thomasin at Propson Palingenesis shares 10 ways she’s preparing for her upcoming hospital VBAC.
- Top Ten New Mom Survival Tools — Wolfmother shares her most beloved motherhood survival tools at Fabulous Mama Chronicles.
- Top 10 Montessori Principles for Natural Learning — Deb Chitwood at Living Montessori Now gives her top 10 list of Montessori principles parents can use to encourage their children s natural learning.
- Going Granola — Tashmica from The Mother Flippin’ Blog describes the 10 ways that natural parenting sneaked up on her. She never expected to go all granola on the world.
- Step Away From the Amazon List — Stefanie at Very, Very Fine wishes she hadn’t bought so much useless stuff.
Love it! These hormones are making me unable to form coherent sentences that I could really share with another human being so I really enjoyed this! I agree with all the points, except that I would have moved #6 up to maybe #2. At 20 months, I have to hypnotize Liam with Animal programing in order to get him to not try to claw my face off during nail trimming time. I look forward to the day when he can handle those clippers himself.
You pretty much nailed it. And don’t fool yourself thinking the next one will be different. I had four to prove this to be dead on target every single time. Great list.
Oh and wait until Joshua is a big brother….#2 will sleep through anything, but totally rewrite the rules on a few things….Happy first year!!
Haha great post! Yep, been there done that!
Co-sleeping was the only way that my babies would sleep. I lied to my pediatrician about it because she insisted that my babies not sleep with us in our bed.(obviously she never nursed a baby–and she hadn’t) The only other item that I would add to your very insightful list is the act of having to sit on your toddlers to get them to take their antibiotics. It would literally take both my husband and me straddling our son and pouring the medicine down his pried open mouth. It was so awful and NO ONE EVER told me that I would have to do that to my poor child!
I always have to “nurse” in his medications. Very messy for both of us and I just do it in the bath tub!
🙂 Another tip: The key to being able to read aloud for hours on end is to force through it that first time. When your throat gets sore and you don’t think you can possibly read any more to your children, push through.
I love this list Abbie- made me laugh! 🙂
~Erica
Ha ha ha. I love your #2. I have a few nearly-new strollers to sell since my baby WILL NOT sit in a stroller for any reason. And don’t even mention the carseat! I have turned to public transportation and a sling as the only way to get out and about with my children.
What a great list! I would add something about the fact that fruit spoils, babies don’t 😉
What a great list! I can relate to everything.
I feel like my daughter is very smart, because she knows that she should be held, and insists on it constantly!
Hah! As far as the poop business, I can say it doesn’t end after the first year. Or the second. My husband and I were just discussing our potty-trained toddler’s poop yesterday. While in the kitchen. Snacking and making dinner. Thinking nothing of it. And I suddenly realized what we’d become–true parents!
I can relate to it all as well. In fact I need to clip Raz’s nails…he HATES it.
Brilliant list! I could not agree more – especially with the bit about poop. I have more poop stories than I could care to count up – and at least two of them are from the past week in the bathtub!
What a funny list! I swore I’d never be one of those parents who talked about poop…um, yeah. That didn’t last. It’s just so fascinating, apparently! 🙂 This goes along with #7, but new parents should know they won’t eat a hot meal for months. Food being served is like a neon sign to a baby that it’s time to nurse. Or poop.
Great list, I needed the laugh! I love #8 because you always hear those stories of “great sleepers” and my conclusion is that they are lying or they cosleep and don’t admit it 😉
Poop yes, been there doing that!
And just wanted to add that I got around #7 by babywearing and breastfeeding while in the carrier, this was a godsend, especially during suppertimes! I could eat and so could baby!
This was amazing! I love your sense of humor! My favorite is the nail clipping bit. My son would not sit still for me either so I would file his nails while he slept. Those things grow so quickly too.
My daughter actually was a star sleeper at 3 months. I was so smug about it. I thought I had ALL the answers.
And then I had another child, who pretty much still doesn’t sleep though the night, and never has. This is when I learned that it’s not nearly as much about the parents as it is about the child. We’re just doing our best with the baby we have, we’re not actually molding them as much as we may think.
And, oh, the poop! My best story involves my toddler pooping on the carpet while my boss was at my house. She took one look and said, “Well, I guess I’ll be going now!” Fun times.
Pingback: Top 10 Ways to Get Breastfeeding Off To a Good Start | Little Snowflakes
Pingback: Top Ten Ways to Be Present With Family